fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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