i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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