Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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