That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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