He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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what are you doing with your life
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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