Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize
