I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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