My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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