so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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