I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Sorry my hands just texted you
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
as a side note pls kill me
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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