if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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