Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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