Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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