Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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