stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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