Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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