You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Dicks are not precious.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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