..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(