I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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