Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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