I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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