Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
