at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so let's talk penis.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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