I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I can't put those talents on a resume
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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