Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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