P.S. I can't hear my feet
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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