Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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