If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Randomize