There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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