Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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