Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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