I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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