I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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