Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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