Yo dont text me then not text me
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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