it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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