Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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