Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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