who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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