where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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