I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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