I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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