why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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