I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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