Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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