I need help removing her.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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