Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
How's work?
Spinning.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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