I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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