you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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