He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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