I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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