Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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