Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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