I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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