Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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