Those balls look pretty dangerous.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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