Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just found puke in my bra..
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.