You're a womanizer and a bitch.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.