The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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